I have been working on a Dark Satire called

Wyntress Nyght's Supernatural Crack:

Welcome to my World!

Book 1.

Here is a sneak peak--

Good evening my delicious, little, darklings of darkness! Wyntress Nyght here, reporting directly from the Rave in the Grave, serving up your forbidden dose of supernatural crack. So hook up your IV's, roll up the psychic and toke her, or offer up your shot glass for some ecotplasmic delight. For I have the phantasmal kick you have all been jonzing for. No DT's here my darklings, only the monster of all dragons for you to chase, me!

For those readers who are new to my witch-board of communications, allow me too sinfully boast a little concerning myself, and the place I haunt.

*Insert violins of true sorrow.*

I, Wyntress Nyght, was once a woman of the living in the world you know as your own. I, *fake sobs* had a very humble life until it all came to a horrible, tragic end.

Not!

Look, who I was when or if I was alive is pure bore-drizzle compared to what I am now. Now, I party it up, each and every night at the local Rave in the Grave, which is basically the hot spot, no pun intended, for all those who are dead, undead, ghastly and ghostly.

Oh and let's not forget all those living little darklings that wander through the Gate.

What's a Gate?

It's a doorway or portal into my world. Where do I live? It's the Other World, the Underworld, or a label I am rather fond of and prefer, Hell.

*Gasps*

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WYNTRESS NYGHT LIVES IN A SUPERNATURAL WORLD CALLED BY MANY NAMES. THE ONE SHE LOVES THE BEST, IS HELL. ALTHOUGH HELL IS MUCH DIFFERENT FROM THE FEARSOME DEFINITIONS STAPLED TO IT. WYNTRESS NYGHT IS THE PERFECT, SARCASTIC, HOST TO TAKE US ON SUCH A JOURNEY.

SHE REDEFINES VAMPIRES, WEREWOLVES, WITCHES, ZOMBIES, GHOSTS, AND MORE, BECAUSE SHE KNOWS FIRSTHAND, WHAT THEY ARE. HER CLOSEST PALS IS A WERE NAMED FLINT AND A ZOMBIE NAMED JINX. AND WITH THEM BY HER SIDE, SHE TAKES US ON A RIDE WE SHALL NEVER FORGET.

IN THE FIRST INSTALLMENT OF THIS BOOK--WYNTRESS NYGHT IS HANGING OUT AT HER FAVORITE HOT SPOT CALLED THE RAVE IN THE GRAVE WHEN ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE, LITERALLY. GUILT-SLAPPED BY AN EX-LOVER AND TEMPTED BY HER CRYPT MASTER, SHE ATTEMPTS TO SAVE A VERY ANNOYING WITCH THAT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED FOR MYSTERIOUS REASONS.

INTO THE DOMINION OF PANDEMONIA, THE PLACE THAT GOT HER CONDEMNED TO SHEOL, SHE MUST USE HER SPECIAL SKILLS AND GRAVE-WISE TALENTS IN ORDER TO SEE HER QUEST FULFILLED. THE SAME TALENTS THAT GOT HER IN DEEP WATERS WHERE THE MASTERS OF HELL ARE CONCERNED, THE GRIGORI.

UNFORTUNATELY, ONCE SHE REACHES HER DESTINATION, THINGS TURN OUT TO BE MORE THAN WHAT SHE WAS LED TO BELIEVE. WHY THE WITCH WAS KIDNAPPED, AND WHY HER EX REALLY WANTED HER TO GO, MIGHT JUST GET WYNTRESS KICKED OUT OF HELL AND CONDEMNED TO THE WORLD OF THE LIVING, ENDING IN ONE NIGHTMARE WYNTRESS WILL NOT LOOK FORWARD TO.

CAN WYNTRESS FLIP THE CRYPT ON THOSE WORKING HARD ON DIGGING HER A NEW GRAVE?

FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF IN THIS THRILL OF A DARK SATIRE AND EROTIC PARANORMAL!

COMING SOON!